40

So,

What the hell is up with men when they turn 40? Seriously. I need to know.

My man just walked in the door after spending the last 10-11 hours with his "club" (bka gang) buddies doing God knows what. Prolly drinking and looking at porn. (Ok, so I really don't know what they do, besides drink-cause he comes home drunk, and am merely speculating in regard to porn). He comes in, microwaves some left overs, eats them while staring at me, drinks about 1/4 of a beer (which is sitting here next to me on the table) and goes to bed. The beer is still cold.

So, Mr. Betterbegladhespretty is in the middle of the probationary period of his "club". The other day, I asked him how much his new friends cost him. It's about $30 per month...or at least that is what he said. That doesn't count the "initiation fee". My friends are free!! Well...basically. Cept for "Chamagne Thursdays" and the supersecret club. But I can't talk about that! If I told you, I would have to kill you.

His "club" (bka gang) is different. Mr. Betterbegladhespretty has decided to purchase a motorcycle and join a biker club. Except, oddly enough, he joined the club first. So....joined the biker club, got the vest, bought some gear, paid some money, waiting to get the patches and oh, yeah....still needs to actually purchase a friggen motorcycle.

Boys R Stoopid.

and for my bff......


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10:54 Update: I just looked into the kitchen and see he decided to stop at the grocery store and purchase a turkey. It is sitting on the stove defrosting now.

What.The.Fuck!!!